There's a bunch of stuff I post. Doctor Who, Orange is the New Black, Ghost Adventures, Disney stuff, Sailor Moon, and Personal things that catch my eye. And, seriously, why are all these porn blogs following me? You can stop now, thanks. I block the porn blogs that do follow.
“im tired of living through major historical events” is now “dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen”
can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like “ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~”
LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.
SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU.
CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?
THEN YOU’RE T O O F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT.
English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Fuck you
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
The English language is funny. Like, read rhymes with lead, and lead rhymes with read. But, lead doesn’t rhyme with read, and read doesn’t rhyme with lead.
